The matrons of skid row and their bellicose bickering

They will lie, cheat, defame, vandalize, steal, and attack. If the police show up, they'll do their best to play the victim. Some will actually send out their children to "get even." The real problem is if you find yourself dealing with police officers on containment duty. Their negligence is quickly recognized and, essentially, becomes encouragement. That's when your life becomes surreal... and miserable.

Kelly-Anne Girard

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Remarks

Narrative

Fall 2008
Can't take the reserve out of the indian
Re: Jesse Girard/Perch and the collective wisdom of the geriatric gossip gang
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Spring/Summer 2009
I've heard about you. This is my neighbourhood. Get out.
Acting on the slander of Rikki Renee Reid:
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See: Rikki Renee Reid, Mandy Hall
2009
Rocks and shingles
Jesse Girard/Perch:
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Fall 2009
Dead or alive, you're leaving
Acting on the slander of Rikki Renee Reid:
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See: Rikki Renee Reid, Mandy Hall
2010
Prescription pill parade
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September 9, 2010
CP/GO 2010-55063 - The Day of the Bread
At the time of the occurrence, Ms. Girard was not present.
See: Tina Marie Kelly, Rikki Renee Reid, Mandy Hall, Debbie Guatto Smith, Ms. Smith's mother
September 9, 2010
CP/GO 2010-55075 - Complimentary detailing
Car is "keyed", bumper to bumper, by an unknown vandal.
September 9, 2010
CP 2010-55175 / GO 2010-55063 - Welfare Lives Matter: Rise of the entitled
Re: Don't tell him what you're going to do, just do it
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See: Debbie Guatto Smith
2011
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September 3, 2011
CP/GO 2011-52499 - A non-event with misbehaving children becomes an adult confrontation
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January 2012
Caesar's Gift
Re: Maxwell Girard
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February 2, 2012
CP/GO 2012-6694 - He shoots, and it's off the post
Re: Maxwell Girard
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March 16, 2012
CP/GO 2012-15076 - Place holder
Re: Jesse Girard
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March 20, 2012
7:30 P.M.
CP 2012-16312 - The camera fucker and his yellow bitch
Re: Maxwell Girard and associates
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In concert with Debbie Guatto Smith:
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See: Maxwell Girard, Debbie Guatto Smith
March 21, 2012
1:21 A.M.
CP/GO 2012-16387 - Waz up?
In concert with Rikki Renee Reid:
  137. Fabricating evidence
139. Obstructing justice
See: Rikki Renee Reid, Devon Ure, Peter O'Quinn, James Tabet
Mid-April 2012
You're going down...when the old lady leaves
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See: Debbie Guatto Smith
May 8, 2012
CP/GO 2012-26716 - The old lady left? You're going down, mother fucker!
In concert with Maxwell Girard and Brittney Seguin, Mr. Girard's partner.
21.(1) Parties to offence
  430. Mischief (over $5000), Re: Maxwell Girard, his unlicensed and unvaccinated dog Caesar at large followed by vandalism
  140.(1)(b) Public mischief
21.(1) Parties to offence
  264.1(a) Uttering threats, Re: Maxwell Girard and death threats
  140.(1)(b) Public mischief
23. Accessory after the fact
  Maxwell Girard, while besetting the perimeter of a residential lot and carrying a weapon:
  
  267. Assault with a weapon or causing bodily harm / 423.(1)(a) Intimidation / 264.1(a) Uttering threats
  279(2) Forcible confinement
  140.(1)(b) Public mischief
23. Accessory after the fact
  Debbie Guatto Smith, while besetting the perimeter of a residential lot:
  
  264.1(a) Uttering threats / 264.1(b) Uttering threats
  279(2) Forcible confinement
  140.(1)(b) Public mischief
May 8, 2012
CP/GO 2012-26779 - In the quiet words of the virgin Mary, 'come again'?
23. (1) Accessory after the fact
140. Public Mischief
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423.(1)(e) Intimidation
140.(1)(b) Public Mischief
2012
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July 21, 2012
CP/GO 2012-45307 - Place holder
Re: Maxwell Girard sends a message, Constable Adriano Cipolla (reported July 24), Enforcement officer Elisabeth Culmone

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2012
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October 2, 2012
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In concert with Rikki Renee Reid and Ms. Reid's son, Devon Ure:
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October 3, 2012
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In concert with Rikki Renee Reid and Ms. Reid's son, Devon Ure:
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October 4, 2012
Ontario Court of Justice - Preliminary Hearing
While aware, interested, and informed of these proceedings, Ms. Girard was not present.
See: Amanda Herba, Debbie Herba, Paul Renaud, Desire Chevalier, Stephan Charette, Rikki Renee Reid, Shannon Hall, James Tadet,...
October 4, 2012
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In concert with Rikki Renee Reid and Ms. Reid's son, Devon Ure:
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October 5, 2012
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In concert with Rikki Renee Reid and Ms. Reid's son, Devon Ure:
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2013
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January 20, 2014
Ms. Girard is robbed
Robbed of narcotics outside of her home by a man waiting for her on foot. Incident captured by surveillance cameras [removed from YouTube by the poster, the Windsor Police Service - a local copy will be provided].
May 19, 2014
Ms. Girard gives an update
Ms. Girard states the suspect was apprehended and says thank you.
The rest of 2014
A breather - gee, thanks
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2015
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April 22, 2016
A man who kicks his dog
Re: Maxwell Girard loitering with an associate while involved in a slow moving drug deal
445.1(1)(a) Causing unnecessary suffering
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2016
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Facilitating drug deals for Terry Kozub, intermediary for drug deals, introductions, transport, etc.
2016
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2017
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May 21, 2017
Hoodrat reconnoiter - Drug dealer / mommy muscle
Re: Stop at the alley, tough-guy nicotine nut grab and some posing, camera count, butt toss, salute
Maxwell Girard, in the presence of Brittney Seguin, acting on Ms. Girard's slander and suggestions/orders:
  264.(2)(c) Criminal harassment
  264.(2)(d) Criminal harassment
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Current model Ford Escape (3rd generation, pre-facelift), "Magnetic metalic" (dark grey), Ontario License: BTLS 884
2017
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May 27, 2017
Ditchpig to roofers: I need some muscle here!
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2017
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July 17, 2017
Dumb fuck in a truck
Re: wittle Maxy needs to compensate with more than tattoos and verbal bravado, warning to drug dealers at 883 Elsmere
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2017
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July 20, 2017
"Fucking goof!"
Re: an intoxicated Maxwell Girard walking his dog "home" and some commentary just after midnight
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2017
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July 29, 2017
Something skanky this way comes
Re: interwebz and the rediscovery of this site by a short-stay Place holder.
2017
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August 7, 2017
Dude, you've got klingons at uranus
Re: Degenerate POS "visitng" 923 Elsmere (Kelly-Anne Girard) and 883 Elsmere (Terry Kozub) spreads his cheeks for us
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2017
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August 10, 2017
Hairy-ass-crack Slav salutes a camera...after the slow learner has it explained to him
Re: memories of Max Girard on July 24, 2012
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August 11, 2017
Hairy-ass-crack is besetting our home
Re: three visits, picture taking, loitering, and picking at the hedge while waiting for a response as the unemployed druggie goes back and forth to 923...so far today
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2017
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August 18, 2017
Maxwell dealing
Re: Maxwell Girard selling drugs on Niagara Street
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2017
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August 25, 2017
Slut circles
Re: Jesse Girard's clingy cocksocket and it's trashy, rock throwing friend
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August 29, 2017
Trash kicking the can
Re: Maxwell Girard

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2017
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September 16, 2017
A couple that deals together...
Re: Jesse Girard/Perch and clingy handing off through a drivers side window while on Niagara
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2017
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