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June 9, 2018

A server configuration change broke the contact page reCAPTCHA test a few months ago. The errors were noticed during a recent update and it has been fixed.

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January 3, 2018

Sincere thanks to the Ontario Provincial Police for providing a copy of the Ontario Major Case Management Manual. While current and past revisions are to be found on the Ministry of Community Safety and Correctional Services website according to provincial law, they have not been made available. This issue should be corrected shortly.

The article and commentary section of this site has not been abandoned or forgotten. Unfortunately, obtaining materials from municipalities and the Ontario Ministry of the Attorney General is a time consuming process. To date, these efforts have taken precedence.

Some of the biggest cases of mistaken identity are among intellectuals who have trouble remembering that they are not God. Thomas Sowell

As a result, an in-depth examination of litigation privilege and solicitor-client privilege as they currently stand in Canada will become the focus of an article or three. Please bear with us, we'll get there.

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December 28, 2017

Side-channel attacks targeting ring-0 / ring-3 context switching are becoming a hot topic again. The mainstream media is currently trying to distill this:

July 28, 2017: Negative Result: Reading Kernel Memory From User Mode

into "and that's how the cooking blog emptied your bank account and stole your identity." A significant Linux kernel update is coming. Expect another reasonable doubt hole in digital evidence.
Update: Intel stock fell 10% when a rumor of this hit the market, all CPUs made in the last decade are vulnerable, geeks around the world are mainlining coffee. You can drive a bus through the hole made by reasonable doubt in many forms of digital evidence as well as chain of custody.

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March 21, 2017

In honour of CP/GO 2012-16387's five year anniversary, 3rd wave feminist author of libelous fiction Tawnie Grayer has agreed to complete a number of biographies for us when not attempting to further defraud the government. This effort may take some time, as the standards for fact, inference, and deduction used in Scott K. Campbell's Ontario Superior Courtroom will be strictly met or exceeded.

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March 7, 2017

WikiLeaks has released Vault 7: Year Zero . A torrent is available:

URL: https://file.wikileaks.org/torrent/WikiLeaks-Year-Zero-2017-v1.7z.torrent
Passphrase: SplinterItIntoAThousandPiecesAndScatterItIntoTheWinds

While the passphrase might evoke memories of a past American President and a certain three letter agency, the content may have an impact on judicial proceedings and digital evidence outside the United States of America. Take Umbrage.

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October 26, 2016

A small number of visitors have attempted to send messages using the contact link. As the page warned until today, it didn't work. A functional contact page is now available. Responses will be rare for the foreseeable future.

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May 13, 2016

Hello Blue Coat Systems . Using Facebook for threat intelligence, or just poorly managing your "Cloud Generation Gateway"? In any event, try not to get too excited if the site goes multi-homed instead of Cloudflare (GeoDNS and a few VPSs is much cheaper than a CDN).

By the way, did you know that is on the CBL/XBL? Conficker can do that to an IP.

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March 18, 2016

Preparation of the course syllabus continues, as mentioned in this news area on July 22, 2015. Fumble on the play , Borden Ladner Gervais LLP . Our ball.

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February 26, 2016

Housekeeping: the News section is being modified slightly in preparation for eventual dynamic site content. The original intent of this general site news area will be more strictly adhered to. Namely, items specific to individuals or an individual account will be moved to the appropriate album or other area. Such items may be highlighted here occasionally.

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January 25, 2016

The London Children's Aid Society takes a brief look at this website in response to a third-party email. Interestingly, they're only concerned with the profiles of two police officers.

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July 22, 2015

Hello Hotel-Dieu Grace Healthcare . Keep your emails. An FOI request should cover them and phone call logs. The separation of trailer trash from slum lord should not involve the slander of super-sized, belligerent welfare sluts and the peanut gallery. Formal education to follow.

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January 20, 2015

Notes from the fluff-fest:

  1. Al Frederick goes on far too many junkets. He also appears to learn the current state of the law he swore an oath to enforce using brochures in conjunction with watercooler conversations involving the authors of same.
  2. Asha James talks alot without saying anything. Good for LSUC member private practice, not so much for a panel discussion.
  3. Law students at the University of Windsor, as well as a certain professor, need an education in oratory minimization.

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January 12, 2015

If you've ended up at this site, and you live in the Windsor-Essex region, you should probably consider attending:

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August 6, 2014

The Windsor-Essex Children's Aid Society takes a detailed look at this website due to complaints made by a subset of the upstanding citizens from last month: single mothers on social assistance involved in the drug trade. Yes, that's right, crackheads with kids.

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July, 2014

The Ministry of Community Safety and Correctional Services becomes aware of this website through complaints made by some of the upstanding citizens featured in it's pages.

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September 22, 2013

Welfareville.ca is reborn.

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October 3, 2011

Welfareville.ca is buried. No time. The domain registration expires.

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October 3, 2010

Welfareville.ca is born.