The matrons of skid row and their bellicose bickering
Please note: This is a work in progress. Expect to find broken
links and missing pages, copy and paste confusion, etcetera.
They will lie, cheat, defame, vandalize, steal, and attack. If the police show up, they'll do their best to play the victim. Some will actually send out their children to "get even." The real problem is if you find yourself dealing with police officers on containment duty. Their negligence is quickly recognized and, essentially, becomes encouragement. That’s when your life becomes surreal... and miserable.
Tina Marie Kelly
WARNING
This individual is an immediate threat to your life, safety, and property. They should be considered dangerous and exceedingly violent.
- This is the conniving cunt that calls up a taxi service, gets in when the cab arrives and travels to the destination. Upon arrival, this sweaty mass of failed welfare romance will promptly inform the driver that she'll be calling 911 to report an attempted rape if the trip isn't free.
- This is the sewer rat that floats to the surface like a turd in a flood to attack a man in the street, belittle him for walking away from her diseased paws, then claim she was stalked and attacked.
- This is the career welfare entitlement whore with kids you're paying for.
You've been warned.
Particulars
- Former resident of 914 Elsmere Avenue, her mother
Patricia Amond's home
until foreclosure (they took the screen door with them!)
- Second floor, early (March?) 2010 to late 2011
- Entire home, late (October?) 2012 to October 1, 2014
- Unknown, October 1, 2014 to June 2015
- Part-time/occasional resident of 902 Elsmere Avenue (welfare fraud
with
Rikki Renee Reid and
Norman Valley)
- Unemployed
- Social assistance recipient
- dependent of the Social Services Department of the City of Windsor
- Single mother, four children by three or four fathers
- Deven Kelly
- Grace something-something (unknown donor)
- Nevaeh something-something (daughter of "he's a football player!")
- A new (2017?) monthly cheque with an unknown name
Remarks
- #crosbysangels
- First mother to use her child as a prop when speaking with police
- Spent most of 2010 and 2011 harassing and slandering, with an occasional pause to street fight or get high on marijuana, until she was kicked out in late 2011
- Uses racist epithets when angry, mainly to provoke, though willing
to spread her prodigious legs for most donors
- refers to black people she does not like as "niggers"
- refers to a Canadian woman of asian descent as a "mail order bride", "slant-eyed whore", and "yellow bitch"
- Returned to her mother's home in late 2012
- New, employed, boyfriend living with for a few months from mid-2014 (no issues, which was a first)
- Continues to visit Rikki Renee Reid of 904 Elsmere
- Continued to visit one or more residents of 906 Elsmere, an illegal three-unit income property, regularly until the home was sold in 2016
- Capable of inducing mass errectile disfunction using a tube top and a pair of hot pants, though she does believe the opposite and will inform uninterested males via allegation
- Chronicling these antics will take time. Have patience.
- Associates:
- Very good friend of Rikki Renee Reid
- A friend of Rikki Renee Reid and Ms. Kelly that resides next door to Rainier Cloutier and Susan Hamann of 845 Elliot Street, whose house rock throwing kids run to (may require details)
- Friend of the former residents/tenants of 906 Elsmere Avenue
Narrative
- April, 2010
- CP/GO 2010-xxxxx - Undulating cellulite is hawt! I'm a motherrr!
Muh baby!
Re: unfounded fear of insurance fraud discovery leads to false allegations of voyeurism
140.(1)(c) Public mischief
140.(1)(a) Public mischief
Ms. Kelly entered into a common law undertaking before a sworn police officer prohibiting communication or contact with the subject of her complaint. Then, later that day...
His mail-order bride
Re: in our backyard uninvited and unwanted, while we were speaking to her uninvited mother, Patricia Amond, who was busy explaining her daughter's Public mischief as reasonable "because she thought you were a private investigator with the insurance company"
Place holder. - April, 2010
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Allegations of voyeurism, pedophillia, habitual public drunkeness, wife beating, etcetra to distract from reality. - April, 2010
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First time a story of a crazed barbarian dragging a woman around by her hair is alleged. - May, 2010
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- CP 2010-27072 - Gun call
First time the place was partially surrounded by concerned police officers. No guns...or other weapons.
140.(1)(c) Public mischief
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- CP/GO 2012-55063 - The Day of the Bread
In concert with Rikki Renee Reid:
465.(1)(c) Conspiracy
465. (1) Except where otherwise expressly provided by law, the following provisions apply in respect of conspiracy:- every one who conspires with any one to commit murder or to cause another person to be murdered, whether in Canada or not, is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to a maximum term of imprisonment for life;
- every one who conspires with any one to prosecute a person
for an alleged offence, knowing that he did not commit that
offence, is guilty of an indictable offence and liable
- to imprisonment for a term not exceeding ten years, if the alleged offence is one for which, on conviction, that person would be liable to be sentenced to imprisonment for life or for a term not exceeding fourteen years, or
- to imprisonment for a term not exceeding five years, if the alleged offence is one for which, on conviction, that person would be liable to imprisonment for less than fourteen years;
- every one who conspires with any one to commit an indictable offence not provided for in paragraph (a) or (b) is guilty of an indictable offence and liable to the same punishment as that to which an accused who is guilty of that offence would, on conviction, be liable; and
- every one who conspires with any one to commit an offence punishable on summary conviction is guilty of an offence punishable on summary conviction.
264.(2)(b) Criminal harassment
264.(2)(d) Criminal harassment
In concert with Rikki Renee Reid, Mandy Hall, Debbie Guatto Smith, and Ms. Smith's mother:
Place holder. 140.(1)(b) Public mischief - September 9, 2010
- CP/GO 2010-55075 - Complimentary detailing
Car is "keyed", bumper to bumper, by an unknown vandal - September 9, 2010
- CP 2010-55175 / GO 2010-55063 - Welfare Lives Matter: Rise of the entitled
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- The gift of garbage
Re: Is that Grey Poupon on my mailbox?
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- Chunky monkey on a rampage
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- Fuckin' punk!
In concert with Rikki Renee Reid and David Fortune:
Place holder. - June 19, 2011
- All day fun, ending with a police confrontation and property damage
Food and refuse overnight on the porch, screams and allegations in the morning after clean up, slander followed by threats and a charade of a "conversation", then more name calling, shouting, threats, false allegations. All before dinner. Then the real fun begins. - June 19, 2011
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In concert with Rikki Renee Reid and her mother, Patricia Amond:
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An evening soirée with Ms. Kelly on the moonlit
balcony
Re: rabid welfare bitch and some skids on a hot porch roof, we're the entertainment
Place holder. - 2011
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Place holder. - October 2011
- Chunkacabra returns to the wild
After two to three weeks of regular shouting matches at 914 Elsmere, interventions by concerned friends and temper tantrums that begin or end in the middle of the street, Patricia Amond finally throws her daughter out of the house. Ms. Kelly is banished to the multi-unit income property depths of the welfare jungle because her uncaring mother just doesn't understand the demands of a welfare slut life. Rikki Renee Reid no longer has a daily partner in crime! No more best friend a few doors down with nothing better to do, no more doubling of police calls, no more "independent witness" rehersals before a policing shitshow, no more over-the-top bruiser bitch and boyfriends!
Mustering every scintilla of self-control we have, our happy dance remains a private affair. - October 2012
- Virulent fleshtulence
It returns. Patricia Amond's job at Windsor Disposal Services can't pay the mortgage, the boyfriend to be dumped shortly lists riding a bicycle while balancing a two-four on the handle bars as his only skill, and there are no private insurance scams left. It's time to get the taxpayer involved. Momma moves out soon after the semen encrusted poster child for a failed social program returns to lower property values. Rikki Renee Reid has her bestie back!
- April 7, 2013
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Ms. Kelly’s son, in concert with Rikki Renee Reid, Devon Ure, and Mandy Hall:
Place holder. - June 17, 2013
- Ontario Superior Court
Ms. Kelly attends Ontario Superior court, where she is accused of communicating with and coaching witness for the Crown Amanda Ann Herba during trial proceedings. She claims to be cleaning her teeth while sitting in the public gallery. - August 11, 2013
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Place holder. - August 24, 2013
- CP/GO 2013-61701 - Hello, Police? We have a problem.
They’re still breathing.
In concert with Rikki Renee Reid:
465.(1)(c) Conspiracy
423.1(2)(e) Intimidation of a justice system participant or a journalist, 2 counts
423.1(2)(d) Intimidation of a justice system participant or a journalist, 2 counts
423.1(2)(b) Intimidation of a justice system participant or a journalist, 2 counts
140.(1)(c) Public mischief
140.(1)(b) Public mischief
Place holder. - September 12, 2013
- My dog is loose! What should I do? Commit
Public mischief!
140.(1)(c) Public mischief with intent to 423. Intimidation
- October 10, 2013
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140. Public mischief
More Public michief, including claims of living in terror and having panic attacks during which she cannot breathe, followed by persistent waddling by the alleged source of her fear. Her eldest son now confronts and utters threats when his mother is not using him or another child/youth as "bait" in deluded sting operations. - November 30, 2014
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Ms. Kelly, in the presence of Rikki Reid, contemplates a confrontation with someone she's threatened, intimidated, falsely accused, and racially insulted - to name a few of the criminal acts this violent, racist child with taxpayer supported children regularly perpetrates. - March 11, 2015
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Ms. Kelly’s eldest, the angry son living in danger of the psychotic, animal abusing, armed and dangerous pedophile with a penchant for voyeurism, is back to walking next to the lot where the devil incarnate resides. - May 13, 2015
- Frabjous day?
Place holder. - May 14 - Mid July, 2015
- The Welfare Brigade strikes back...against the scapegoat
Mischief (over $5000)
- July 22, 2015
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- It's back...and, incredibly, bigger
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Of all things, 356. Theft from mail (looking into this a bit more)
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- August 29, 2017
- I'm yellin' in the rain, just yellin' in
the rain, what a glorious feelin', I'm harassing again
Re: chunky monkey needles crazy ho, crazy ho acts
In concert with Rikki Renee Reid:
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- 2017
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