We direct the fashionable outcry of each generation against those vices of which it is least in danger and fix its approval on the virtue nearest to that vice which we are trying to make endemic. The game is to have them all running about with fire extinguishers whenever there is a flood.… Cruel ages are put on their guard against Sentimentality, feckless and idle ones against Respectability, lecherous ones against Puritanism.… C.S. Lewis, The Screwtape Letters (New York: Bantam Books, 1982), 75.

My name is John I. Laskin and I approved this message in all of its forms on October 30, 2015 before taking an early Friday. I was just following the orders of a conservative court.